im twisted
i remember when i was small i tried blowing bubbles using spongebob’s technique and i looked like i was having a seizure on the front lawn
i was going to buy undies at costco but all they had was like xl for fatties like seriously where is my size
so like these two ladies selling some stuff like magazines door-to-door arrived in front of my house, saw me through the window… and started walking away to the next house
should i be offended
people who smoke weed and constantly talk about smoking weed to no end like blog/tweet/fb status it 24/7

do u think youre cool or something



